White people who were born and live in Africa and say they’re African *laughs into the nth dimension*
and yet a black person who was born in Britain would be fully allowed to call themselves British… having a double standard is so wrong and so ignorant I hate this
Yes because we are British by nationality, African isn’t a nationality. There is literally no double standard here at all.
^ dumb fucks
Uh, didn’t Nicki Minaj bank a 12 million dollar paycheck to sit at a table every week for American Idol and doesn’t she star in a movie with Cameron Diaz, Leslie Mann, and Kate Upton this Spring?
Yeah, Im cool with being Nicki Minaj. You can be that disposable white girl.
while in history class today we were watching a movie and thIS MOTHERFUCKER CAME ONTO THE SCREEN AND I JUST
I GASPED RATHER LOUDLY AND ALMOST FELL OUT OF MY SEAT ALL THE WHILE BANGING MY HANDS ONTO MY DESK.
everyone stared at me for a really long time and my teacher just looked at me for a long second. APPARENTLY NO ONE KNOWS WHO THIS GUY IS I MEAN COME ON.
except my teacher. she came over to me at the end of class and whispered, “so i, uh, like your shoelaces.”
Human Skin Gloves made by serial killer Ed Gein
I’d like to add “The Woman Mask” created by Ed Gein as well. Just ONE of the NINE he made.
As well as this bowl made from a human skull.
Ed Gein was….inventive
too ugly to get followers from selfies and not funny enough to get followers from posts
on the bright side i am not addicted to crack cocaine
On the downside I’m too poor to afford one.
one crack cocaine
hello drug dealer yes i would like to purchase one crack cocaine please
debit or credit
I actually have a gift card
Dammit I forgot to bring my pineapple to class
Fun fact: One time in my English class, this dude walks in like 10 minutes late. He’s carrying a pineapple with him. I figure he needs it for something later on in the day so I don’t think anything of it. Well about 5 minutes after he sits down, this dude pulls out his pineapple, starts turning it around in his hands, stares at it, and STARTS EATING IT. SKIN AND EVERYTHING. I DIDNT EVEN KNOW PINEAPPLE SKIN WAS EDIBLE. I don’t think I had ever been more confused in my life. I wish I still had the picture I took of it saved on my phone.
Oklahoma is a strange state
You have no idea
Reading that was an experience
i found the pictures
OH MY GOD